Wednesday, 9 September 2009

'Aint No Mountain High Enough '


Marvin Gaye was in most sense's a wise man. But when he sang the lyrics "Ain't no mountain high, Ain't no valley low" he was, how should i put this.... ........*errrrrr* WRONG.





 Have you ever wondered if the top you were wearing was too low cut in the bust? Here's a good rule of thumb...


(Jess, honey i think you are gorgeous but you might want to write this one down. After confirming my suspicions on google image search, I doubt you will remember this later)





 ...If at least one of your two nipples is showing, in any which way or form, It is prooooobably just a little too low. Just a little though.





Seriously. Turn away now, if you are in no need of an example.













***CAUTION: EVIDENCE OF A BAD STYLIST TO FOLLOW***







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Oh dear. Yes I hear you Papa Joe Simpson and you are correct in saying that "she's got double-D's". But when you say "you can't cover those suckers up!", I just feel the need to remind you that you are her farja and also *errrrrrrr* WRONG! (2.26)

1 comment:

  1. Oh. No. So bad. What happened to the girl trying to cover up the 2 inches of midriff showing with her arms at her first music video shoot? Dear oh dear.

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